RECLAIMING THE CULTURE. The phenomenon of collegians sprucing up to get beer-goggled after being scruffy in class is not new. Now comes a saloon that will make sprucing up mandatory. A Northern Star columnist considers the logical generalization.

For those of you not quite ready to ditch your laidback threads, feel free to grab a beer at Fatty’s in your football jersey. No harm, no foul. Just keep in mind: The days of discussing business statistics in your flannel pajama pants are numbered.

A few students making fun of the practice are worth a terabyte of anonymous whinges at Rate Your Students.