SURE TO ANNOY THE FUN-SUCKERS. Chocolate covered bacon.
Chocolate-covered bacon is about to become a part of Wisconsin State Fair history, likely - and hopefully - ranking far behind the appearance of a clean-shaven Abraham Lincoln in 1859 and the landing by fledgling flier Arch Hoxsey in an early Wright Bros. plane in 1910.
Don't forget the cream puffs, and a milk chaser. That crunching sound you hear is my arteries hardening.

Perhaps there's a political angle. Pass out chocolate-covered bacon at your Congressman's health-care town meeting.

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