IT'S NOT THE CRIME, IT'S THE COVERUP. Jack Bauer lands on the Fox-5 helipad, but does not force his way past the receptionist to get to Glenn Beck's blackboard. Meanwhile, the Lady President stands godmother to the peace agreement while Natasha Fatale gets waterboarded and Richard Nixon gloats as William Ruckelshaus resigns on principle.

Why am I even watching this?

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