College is about learning how to learn, how to approach and synthesize new information, and how to meet multiple expectations and deadlines. For students like you, Gregory, it is a four-year, dog and pony show. You party with your friends, come to my class reeking of booze, and never complete the most basic of tasks. You will get the College Diploma, because you managed to scrape the bottom of the barrel of your intellect to meet the bare minimum requirements.It's at the anonymous faculty gripe site, but sometimes you can learn more from the people on the front lines than you can from the public relations types.
You are not educated. You have a piece of paper. Congratulations.
YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF.
The fruits of access and retention.