A HERMAPHRODITE KARMANN-GHIA.
Men's Magazine offers readers "10 Cars You Don't Want to be Seen Driving." Worst, or first, is the late, unlamented, Chevrolet SSR, which also made Time's Fifty Worst Cars. I've never understood the logic of combining the worst features of pickup trucks and sedans, but the car companies insist on rolling these out from time to time. Perhaps there's a counterexample to Mencken's "nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence" proposition.