Nailed to Newmark's Door, a darkly humorous look at semi-literate student electronic mails.
"Treat electronic mail as professional correspondence, with proper attention to capitalisation, spelling, and punctuation."
"'Hey' is an improper form of address for a request."
"Get the information you seek from a classmate."
"No. Grow up."
"Lack of planning on your part is not an emergency on my part."
Yes, you might get some push-back from the little darlings, but your job is to say No and uphold standards.
That is all.