8.8.16

NO SCREWING AROUND ON THE PERMANENT WAY.

The railroad track is no place to play.
Even if you're homeless and forced to have relations in public, a railroad track would seem to present a host of problems, not the least of which would be with comfort. I have never been to Siberia, but from what I've heard wilderness space really isn't difficult to find.
I don't know which section of Siberian track is involved here, but there must be a Russian version of "Expect movements of trains on any track, at any time, in either direction."
I sincerely hope this made an impact on those of you who had drunk train track sex plans for the upcoming weekend. If you need pointers on train and track safety, L.A. Metro recently released these helpful videos about avoiding dismemberment.
Kindly be governed accordingly.

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