25.4.19

YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO INDULGE YOUR PREJUDICES.

Word reaches Cold Spring Shops that a vegan café in Melbourne, Australia, that wished to cater to a female audience also discovered that offering priority seating to women, and charging an eighteen percent "man tax" (based, no doubt, on a naive understanding of the supposed pay gap between women and men) either failed to attract sufficient trade or antagonized too much trade.

"Yes, we are the evil, discriminatory, man-hating d***s who charge men more when didn't you know the wage gap doesn't even exist!? Meanwhile gentlemen’s social clubs live on and strong around Melbourne and the world over…”

Sorry, not sorry.

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