CREAMED GOPHERS ON TOAST POINTS. Or is it simply toasted gophers? Wisconsin 48, Minnesota 12 in a game that was settled early in the second half. The marching band performed. The axe stays in Wisconsin.
In Kalamazoo, Western Michigan's defense is containing the Northern Illinois offense. It's 10-7 Western at halftime only because the Western offense and special teams have committed some errors. The Amtrak high-speed line runs close enough to the stadium that listeners are aware of the trains' presence. (No, I'm not checking against the timetables.)