Another week of life under the heel of the Credentialed Elite.
How well has higher education served us? "The mix of ideas and perceptions swirling through the contemporary American academy is not, intellectually, an impressive product. A peculiar blend of optimistic enlightened positivism (
History is with us!) and anti-capitalist, anti-rationalist rage (
History is the story of racist, genocidal injustice!) has somehow brought 'Death to the Gays' Islamism, 'Death to the TERFS' radical identitarianism, and 'Jews are Nazis' antisemitism into a partnership on the addled American campus. This set of perceptions—too incoherent to qualify as an ideology—can neither withstand rational scrutiny, provide the basis for serious intellectual endeavor, nor prepare the next generation of American leaders for the tasks ahead. It has, however, produced a toxic stew in which we have chosen to marinate the minds of our nation’s future leaders during their formative years." When you admit unprepared people and call it access, what happens next will not be amusing. "If you are a fumble-fingered incompetent with a limited attention span, it doesn’t matter how rich or well-connected your parents are—you still can’t be a neurosurgeon or an air traffic controller." That article is worth reading in full, dear reader, as it summarizes in one essay
the essence of twenty years of Cold Spring Shops posts.
Meet
The AWFL demographic. "The Batshit Crazy demographic (single women) who famously have the highest rates of mental health issues, are obviously driving the Democrat short bus." Meet Nancy Pelosi,
conductress of the short bus: "Some pro-Palestinian protests, especially those against Joe Biden, have 'a Russian tinge to it.'"
Meanwhile, here's
some crossover hip-hop for your amusement. (NSFW) "Fuck Israel, Israel a bitch / Bitch we out here mobbin’ on some Palestine shit / Free Palestine bitch, Israel gon’ die bitch / Nigga it’s they land why you out here tryna rob it / Bullshit prophets, y’all just want the profit." I wonder if somebody
got credit in a Yale victim studies course for composing that.
Hail Columbia. "After years of encouraging students to make life difficult for normies like you and me, the revolution is eating its own, as it always does."
Yale, Columbia, Rutgers, George Washington:
four Hamas cells with lousy football teams? "At publishing time, the Columbia administration had put forth plans to load Jewish students onto train cars and transport them to special camps to help them concentrate."
The weekly round-up of pithy elaborations on traditional Cold Spring Shops themes follows.