AND LEAD US NOT INTO PENN STATION, BUT DELIVER US FROM GRAND CENTRAL. The National Council of Churches fatwa against the internal-combustion engine has attracted commentary here and here and from Andrew Sullivan ("More bad puns on this theme are hereby eagerly solicited.") All this discussion of what Jesus would drive is moot. The Queen of Sheba's train filled the entire Temple of Solomon. And it is well known that when the Lord created all creeping and crawling things, He created Amtrak.