JUST SUCK IT UP. Jacqueline Passey has to deal with a dusting of snow, which the local paper treats as only slightly less scary than a tsunami.

Let's get a grip. Knowledge Problem has already dealt with her snow, and some stocky middle aged guys avoid heart attacks by firing up a snow thrower only slightly smaller than a rotary snowplow. (Only in the State Line and points north: there was a discussion on Charlie Sykes' show this morning about proper snow thrower etiquette in tight spaces, such as driveways between houses.)