I'M FROM MILWAUKEE AND I OUGHTA KNOW. How to prepare a bratwurst. The advantage of giving the brats a beer bath after grilling is that you're less likely to render out some of the juices, something that can happen with the parboil-first method. What is a cannibal sandwich? (And yes, I did know how to polka once, not simply bounce.) And know where to find the Sprecher. (Poor Professor Munger, so near to Duke, so far from the Sprecher. I will comment on the nontransitive consumer some other time. For now, consider a convex combination of Black Bavarian with Black Bavarian.)