LIFE AFTER COLLEGE IS THE REVENGE OF THE NERDS.

Consider the deeper implications of Rebel Without a Cause.

If “cool” is defined as “pseudomature behavior — ranging from minor delinquency to precocious romantic involvement,” then the answer is [the cool kids from high school are not doing] so well. At 23, they’re more likely to have trouble with relationships, alcohol and drugs and run-ins with the law.

If that's the case, drag-racing to Dead Man's Curve might be the best use of one's time.