TODAY IN THE TABLOIDS.

There is no end to the creative titles people bestow on their leaders, or perhaps on each other:  Grand Poobah of the Water Buffaloes.  The Patriarch of Constantinople.  The Tsar of All the Russias.  The Nizam of Hyderabad.  Then there's the Marchioness of Cholmondeley.  Yes, that is a hereditary title.

It seems that this time, Rose Hanbury isn’t messing around. For years now, people have been convinced that something has been going on between Hanbury and Prince William. And with Kate Middleton not performing royal duties or making public appearances, the rumors have increased tenfold. With the rumors hitting mainstream media, like during one of Stephen Colbert’s jokes on his show, it seems Hanbury is officially tired of this conspiracy.

Good.  And no matter how blasé the Europeans might be about side chicks, especially those who might be described as having a "good personality," the Prince would be very foolish to go tomcattin' around on the Princess.  "William’s lawyers reportedly issued a legal warning, but until now, Hanbury never responded to the rumors."

It's not as if there aren't lots of other People Behaving Badly for the scandal machinery to follow around, nicht wahr?