I'M NOT RUNNING AN ADVICE COLUMN. The Trenchant Observation of the Day comes from an advice column.

I can’t be in a relationship with a woman who is only into makeup, diets, and marriage. I’m sure there are men out there who can be, much the way I know there are women who only want dudes who are into banking, saunas, and not working.

We'll contemplate the hypothesized supply curve of trophy wives in a future post.