YOU KNEW SOMEBODY WOULD GO THERE.

The widespread snow and chills hasn't cooled the campus outrage machine.

"Our demand: The University of Michigan-Ann Arbor must close campus during harsh weather conditions -- not just in extreme circumstances. A refusal to do so is classist and ableist, with disproportionate effects on workers, low income community members, and community members who are not able-bodied," the petition said.

At least it's not a non-negotiable demand, the way it once would be.

Everybody else is just as cold as you so don't complain about it. Make Something of Yourself. Don't be a Noise with Legs.