HARSHING THE MELLOW IN ADVANCE OF RUSH WEEK AND HOMECOMING.

Under Illinois law, the former teachers colleges commence instruction on the fourth Monday of August.  In honor of the occasion, let's look at the idiocies that return to campus along with the students.  Consider James Madison University labels ‘heteroromantic’ Christian men ‘oppressor group’.

I don't make this stuff up, dear reader, I only link and quote.

Are you able-bodied, between the ages of 30 and 50, a man or cisgendered person, heterosexual, heteroromantic, and Christian? Are you white, of western European stock, American, and middle or upper class? Do you have a thin, athletic build?

If you are all of those things, then you get a perfect score on the Harrisonburg, Virginia university’s official criteria for “privileged,” according to two charts shared with student employees.

You mean critical studies really is the splay kids attempting to intellectuallize their ressentiment of the sleek kids?  Read on and judge for yourself.

Conversely, if you have physical, mental, emotional, learning, or other disabilities; if you are younger than 30 or older than 50; if you’re a woman, transgender, nonbinary or genderqueer; if you’re a lesbian, gay, bisexual, pansexual, or asexual; if you are homoromantic, aromantic, or bi/panromantic; if you are Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, atheist, agnostic, or pagan; if you are Black, Asian, or Latinx; if you are of non-western European stock; if your nationality is anywhere outside of America; if you hail from the working or lower class; if you are overweight or underweight; if you are any significant combination of those things then you might belong to the “oppressed group.”

I'm over 50, unchurched, comfortable around power tools, and more than a little stocky. On the other hand, I've got plenty of F.U. money.

The Morale Conditioners who hoped to demoralize the Normals apparently have stashed their work in the memory hole.

Over the course of the video, student employees of the university are asked to take some time for “self-reflection” on the messaging, write their reflections down, and save those reflections to be looked over by their supervisors later.

“After the training was completed,” Fox News reports, “student employees were sent an email instructing them to ‘not share these materials with others.’”

Editor’s note: James Madison University appears to have removed the video in question from YouTube. Fortunately, The College Fix saved screenshots from the presentation, which we have added above.

Is it also a state secret that our universities are being run by terminally stupid people?