NO. NEXT QUESTION?

Is it time to banish fireworks, once and for all?  Your dyspeptic leftist is generally somebody who is so, so, concerned that somebody might be having fun.  That means no grilling out, either.  "This Fourth of July, skip the fireworks and campfires – instead, catch a laser light show, make s’mores in the microwave and celebrate by keeping summer skies smoke-free for as long as possible."

Live your life, own a lib.