1.9.22

A SHARED GOVERNANCE SEA STORY.

Recall, dear reader, that the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story is that a fairy tale begins "Once upon a time ..." while a sea story begins, "No s***, this really happened."

A Cold Spring Shops source has a sea story moment during a shared governance type meeting.  As Dragnet used to note, identities and other information has been redacted to protect the innocent.
Super liberal professor with a reputation of arguing for faculty control of academic standards complains about the teacher education program lowering their GPA entrance requirement [cause redacted].

Other super liberal professor says "think of how it will increase diversity!"

First super liberal professor rendered speechless and is visibly unable to hold both ideas in his head at the same time.
Academia delenda est.

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