THERE ARE NO UNPLANNED PROPERTY RENOVATORS IN MILWAUKEE.

Not too long ago, Illinois changed its legal language to refer to people who had been arrested, stood trial, or convicted, as "justice-impacted individuals."  So it often goes with Inclusive Euphemism.  Chicago Contrarian contributor J. D. Busch proposed a number of other circumlocutionsproposed a number of other circumlocutions, with the arsonist now described as in the title.

Unlike many of you cops, racists, Islamophobes and MAGA members in the audience (by Chicago standards, that includes RFK supporters, too), I find this bill to be a wonderful idea, a gateway to ushering in an entirely new branch of the English language that will show the path to an intersectional utopia, where bad means good, and good means bad (as it should be). In short: “Justice-impacted individuals” represents one small step for cisman, and one giant step for cismankind.

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Milwaukee fire chief Aaron Lipski, whose crews have unplanned sleep disruptions brought about by those unplanned property renovations, isn't using the new Euphemisms.

He joined John Mercure and Julia Fello on Wisconsin’s Afternoon News on Wednesday to clarify details and spread awareness in hopes of finding whoever is responsible.

“In one of these situations, John, there was an entire family still sleeping that had to be awakened by neighbors,” Chief Lipski told Wisconsin’s Afternoon News. “The neighbor’s actions in that were absolutely critical, but the fact that it happened at all is critical.”

Chief Lipski told WTMJ that while he cannot speak to the specific legalities and qualifiers, he believes from a firefighter’s perspective that these fires should be viewed as attempted homicide.

At least one family — a mother and her three children — was displaced by the fires while another firefighter suffered a laceration in the response. Chief Lipski confirmed to WTMJ that the firefighter is in good spirits and will not endure any further issues from his laceration.

Nonetheless, Milwaukee fire and police officials are determined to find the culprit(s) who drew 11 different organizations to respond from across the area for firefighting, paramedic and investigative efforts.

“This represents a tremendous, tremendous risk to the public. The areas that whoever is responsible for this has chosen is uniquely susceptible to fire spread given the close spacing of these homes, the wood-framed cladding and exteriors on these homes,” Chief Lipski explained on Tuesday.

There's no loose talk about "permanent conflict resolution" in these investigations, which include a reward of $5,000 for useful information.