FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, EAT 'EM UP, YUM!

Oh, wait.  "A Pennsylvania woman was in for a surprise when she ordered wings for dinner and found a chicken head included in her meal."  The order, from Old School Pizza in Williamsport, Pennsylvania (not takeout Chinese, where using everything but the squeal is de rigueur) is making amends.

In a statement, they apologized for a "truly … unfortunate situation that happened."

"We've been open nearly 13 years, and have sold TONS of wings every week and have never seen anything like this … The supplier is looking into how such a thing could have happened and how it could have passed through so many checkpoints and gone unnoticed," the statement reads. "We thank all of our loyal customers and thank everyone that understands that accidents do happen, and some things are just out of our control."

I'll accept that wings are a popular item, but question whether they're being sold by the ton.