Not long after that, the vice-president's interns went into brat mode.Some years from now, there will be monetary economists working out precisely the extent to which those high stock market indices reflect all that printed money. The responsibility doesn't fall on the Jarrett regency alone, there will be a serious research project or seven looking at efforts dating back to the Troubled Assets Relief Program or perhaps to the winding up of the savings and loans in the early 1990s. Nor does it follow that The Donald was right. Cagey old J. P. Morgan always cautioned that stock prices would fluctuate.I doubt, though, that the usual sorts of identity-politics conscience-cowgrrls will tout today's epochal event. "Historic: Kamala Harris Becomes First Black Woman To Destroy World Economy."
Four years ago today, Trump claimed the stock market would “crash” if Joe Biden was elected
— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) May 24, 2024
(The stock market has reached the highest levels ever recorded in history under President Biden) pic.twitter.com/4ZXsmtgh7z
He was right. pic.twitter.com/JE9Gq6nIEU
— Ada Nestor (@AdaNestorWC) August 5, 2024
Experts predicted that today would go down as a historic day, as Kamala Harris became the first black woman to destroy the world economy.Sometimes we crack jokes to keep from screaming.
The achievement was the first of its kind, with members of the media and prominent political leaders all hailing it as an impressive step forward in the pursuit of equality and the advancement of women of color.
"It's a day for the history books, folks," said President Joe Biden. "Not only is Kamala the first… the first… black… the first black… president of the… president, but she is now the first black woman to completely wipe out the global economy. Old white guys like me have been doing it for years, but now she's breaking all the barriers. The idea… the idea... that a colored broad from… Jamaica… India… wherever the place… it's big stuff, folks. I'm proud to have been serving as her vice president of Delaware for the last four years. And now, this November… harbinzifarginator."
Harris's presidential campaign released a statement from the vice president on the achievement: "It is a great honor to be honored," Harris said. "To be the first anything to do anything is something. And by doing something, something is done. The word ‘something' means ‘some' and ‘thing,' which is what I have now done. And that is something."
At publishing time, insiders said Harris, if elected, would likely look to continue leaving a path of destruction until she would go down in history books as the first and only woman of color to preside over the end of human civilization.
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