THE PICNIC GOES UPSCALE?

A recent promotional message from Menard's (an occupational hazard of having building supplies delivered) included a clearance sale on picnic kits.  Insulated hamper, side compartment for the utensils, and space for what the advert describes as "everything needed for a picnic for 4 people."  Specifically, "4 plates, 4 cups, 4 sets of utensils, a salt & pepper shaker, a cutting board, and a corkscrew."  Those four cups?  Stemware.  The hamper has two compartments, "Can store 2 bottles of wine standing upright."

The mind boggles at the thought of Yogi Bear getting into a pick-a-nick basket like that.  Hey-hey-hey-hic!