Late in the nineteenth century, one of the Socialist Internationals, gathered in Paris, came up with the idea of repurposing May Day as a day for Worker Solidarity. The timing reflected events in Chicago, including the notorious Haymarket Riot and a crackdown by the authorities. Peter Dreier celebrates that history in a
predictably silly Common Dreams essay. "Unlike the rest of the world’s democracies, the
United States doesn’t use the metric system, doesn’t require employers to provide
workers with paid vacations, hasn’t abolished the
death penalty, and doesn’t celebrate May Day as an official national holiday."
The official holiday today, which is not a paid day off for government workers, is Law Day, and that is a Cold War relic that Congress cobbled together in response to the Soviet Union turning their May Day into an excuse to parade the Taman Guards and roll a few flying sewer pipes through Red Square. Of late, what remains of the Soviet Union saves the military display for 9 May, putting Germany's surrender on Moscow time, and thanks to their spectacular successes in Ukraine, even that parade will be subdued this year.
Meanwhile, back in Chicago, students are
getting an excused cut. "This year, the organizers of May Day Strong are calling for everyone to participate in a new version of a general strike—with no work, no school, and no shopping—wherever you are." Only, nobody is really calling it a general strike, and in Chicago, it's not as if their students are learning very much in school. That they face only a future of welfare dependency if this era's Marxists get their way doesn't matter. No eggs, no omelette. That the organizer of the not-quite-general-strike hails the replacement of Viktor Orban with a traditionalist conservative government in Hungary is amusing.
If you want the Marxist rationale for not going to school or shopping or dining out or watching the Cubs or catching the premiere of a very distorted
Animal Farm, it's here, and
it's the same stuff, only without the awkward translations from German. (That's unfortunate, that
capitalist integument bursting asunder is compellingly wrong writing.)
Then there's something called
agroecology, which sounds like ending cheap food.
In 1871, maybe claiming the existing social order
imprisoned people in starvation made sense. These days, using socialist rhetoric to imprison people in starvation is terminally silly.