30.4.24

THERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH OF THAT GRAND ROMAN QUALITY.

A Guardian travel writer did a Grand Tour of public baths and swimming pools in Europe.
Stepping into the lobby of Gellért Baths in Budapest is like stepping back in time. Having resisted the temptation to look at photos of the baths online, I was thrilled at my first sight of the spectacular art nouveau interior.
Art Noveau? Judge for yourself.


The article includes illustrations of public beaches and a variety of indoor swimming pools.  Book yourself a Grand Tour and pack the sun-screen.

Doesn't the Gellért tepidarium get you thinking about going for a train ride?


One might be a testament to the Dual Monarchy, the other a testament to The Pennsylvania Railroad.

THE ANSWER TO A BAD SPEECH CODE IS NOT AN IMPROVED, MORE REPRESSIVE SPEECH CODE.

I was not a fan of speech codes thirty years ago, when the lunatic notion that words are violence first infected higher education in a serious way.  My stance has always been "Justice, freedom: still contested territory. Whether it is black or Palestinian or male lives that are being diminished by the administrative ethos, it is the administrative ethos that is wrong. If there's no chance to play with controversial ideas in the university, where do they get played with?"  I'm sympathetic to arguments that the invocation of "civility" might be a polite form of censorship, and there are myriad ways in which that conversation-ender can be applied.

WHEN DID THE EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOM HAPPEN?

I recently watched the newly released Civil War, which has provoked all sorts of commentary, including complaints about promotional posters depicting scenes that didn't make the movie.  "The first was that they depicted scenes that do not appear in the film. The other is more controversial, and that is how these graphics were clearly AI-generated."

Face it, dear reader, journalists attempting to get from New York to Washington without going through Baltimore isn't like chronicling the 34th Wisconsin marching from Cairo to Savanna; never mind that getting Abraham Lincoln through Baltimore to be sworn in was pretty fraught in the spring of 1861.


What were the plate tectonics by which a new confluence of the north and south branches of the Chicago River cleaved Marina City in two and moved them to opposite Union Station?  In the movie, somehow Chicago and much of New York remain intact, while there's a battle over unspecified objectives near Pittsburgh?

29.4.24

A RECKONING FOR HIGHER EDUCATION'S VALUE PROPOSITION?

Nine years ago, the Ivies might have been able to get away with their foolishness, while institutions not so venerated bore the consequences of breaking the social contract.
That's long been a theme of mine.  "We find ourselves in a situation where universities are failing at their mission, and the People's representatives are questioning our efforts."  The Pope Center's Jenna Robinson now asserts, "All over the country, university campuses are out of touch with American culture."  She goes on to list ten ways in which higher education breaks the social contract.  The root causes include higher education admitting unprepared people and calling it access, and fostering a self-despising multiculturalism that denigrates the very institutions and traditions that make skeptical inquiry, including self-despising multiculturalism, possible, while celebrating all sorts of transgressions against mainstream America.  And yet ... it's more of the politically correct atrocities at the institutions that have the U.S. News problem.  Until people figure out that it's the interaction of the ambitious students at those institutions that provides the value added, trendy curricula or not, though, there's precious little incentive for the curriculum committees and the administrators to do anything differently.
Those politically correct atrocities have accumulated, though, in such a way that the Ivies might have piddled away their primary selling point.  Four essays raising that possibility came to my attention last week.  In chronological order, first came Nate Silver.  "The Ivy League and other elite private colleges are losing esteem — and they deserve it."  That's got Friday short take written all over it, but for his elaborations.
Just go to a state school. The premium you're paying for elite private colleges vs. the better public schools is for social clout and not the quality of the education. And that's worth a lot less now that people have figured out that elite higher ed is cringe.
Put another way, the Ivies have undermined the case for U.S. News selling those rating guides.
I've long maintained that those U.S. News guides exist because so much of higher education has gone down the rat-holes of access, assessment, remediation, and retention, and kids with ambition (or pushy parents?) buy those guides in order to identify institutions where students might pick up a respectable education (or at least validate their ability with a signal.)  "The issue, however, is precisely that the U.S. News rankings exist because at the margin, many parents and students seek an experience more like Harvard (or Wisconsin before it went sports-mad) and less like a diploma mill. Institutions of higher education that fail to grasp this point may be reinforcing social stratification."
That post continued with an observation on the state of higher education that neither Nate Silver nor the others who made similar points, with or without building on his post missed.
The U.S. News problem exists, though, partly because potential students understand that having a soul to sell might still be a better circle of hell than dealing with people having so much fun with beer-'n-circus that the notion of a soul never occurs to them. In addition, Professor Deresiewicz suggests students avoid the Ivies and the soulless students by considering ... the hundred or so private liberal arts colleges that are out of the top twenty?? That's clearly the upscale audience that has sent their spawn to Harvard Prep Day Care in the first place, and scant consolation for the parents of promising kids from the wrong zip codes.
It might be that for the moment going to a state flagship university with aspirations is an improvement over Woke Catechism at Columbia, Harvard, Yale, or Oberlin.  Mr Silver is for the moment of that mind.
Yeah, probably go with the top-flight state school — especially if she’s in a state with a very good in-state public school where the cost savings are much greater. Better that than to emerge with a mountain of debt and a degree from an institution that is likely to be viewed as highly polarizing. Public perceptions of higher education have declined rapidly, and I expect the problems to get worse.
In principle, that's valid.  In practice, bailing on the Ivies involves risks.  "Now, if we could get the land-grants and mid-majors to recognize that they are in the same business as the Ivies, and turf out all the irksome special education impedimenta that keep U.S. News selling those ratings ..."

Here's the problem:  George Will wrote a dyspeptic column, "The leakage of universities’ prestige amid protests is most welcome," in which the prestige dissipates all at once.
Still, suppose you want to hire a recent college graduate for your business. Suppose one of your applicants attended Harvard while it was becoming an incubator of antisemitic educations. And suppose the other applicant attended a large public university. The public-university graduate is at least marginally less apt to be enthusiastic about Hamas, which aspires to complete the Holocaust.

Or suppose you seek a young doctor to join your medical practice. You might reasonably hesitate before hiring someone from UCLA’s medical school. There a recent pro-Hamas guest lecturer in a mandatory course on “Structural Racism and Health Equity” led students in a “Free Palestine” chant, directed them to get on their knees and touch the floor in a “prayer” to “mama earth,” and warned the future doctors against the “crapitalist lie” of “private property.”

The leakage of prestige from politicized universities is overdue and wholesome. Those schools that once were preeminent and now are punchlines might soon have a bruising rendezvous with real politics, which, unlike the sandbox radicalism of campus playgrounds, can be serious.
He's pushing things too soon.  We've replaced hereditary aristocracies with credentialed meritocracies.  Over time, the institutions that have the U.S. News problem have evolved into tack-rooms from which a few people can draw the boots, spurs, and saddles to ride mankind; and that evolution is in part perceived quality, with Mr Will suggesting that perception is slipping, and part an abdication of the "higher" part of higher education by institutions including that "large public university," where the graduate might hold the degree, but might not have been held to any sort of rigorous standards.  That, dear reader, is why U.S. News sells those guides.

Consider also Joanne Jacobs's reaction to Nate Silver.  "I'd imagine that Wall Street firms would be wary of hiring students who hate capitalism."  And yet, will they come recruiting at Iowa or Northern Illinois or Marquette?  If not, why not?  Regular readers will recognize the answer, it follows at length below the jump.

END THE CENSORSHIP. DEFUND PUBLIC BROADCASTING.

Excessively Earnest People can't stand being mocked, which makes two recent calls to derail public radio's gravy train, that is, if one can speak of a gravy train funding an organization that caters to vegetarians and other thenthitive thouls.  News flash: those thenthitive thouls are chumbolones.
I’ve come up with a positive alternative:

Que the Pan flutes and the bird sounds from the Amazon rain forest. Yes, the time has come.

And, added plus, “free” public television with programming set up by a corporate board of prominent American conservatives including the scholar Victor Davis Hanson, radio broadcaster Dan Proft, Tom Bevan co-founder of Real Clear Politics and University of Chicago Professor Emeritus Charles Lipson.

For example, we’d have President Joe Biden, accompanied by those Pan Flutes playing the theme of Cmdr. McBragg, telling the story of Joe’s heroic Uncle Ambrose being devoured by cannibals in New Guinea. Whether it happened or not. You can’t make omelets without breaking a few eggs, right Walter Duranty?

And lengthy panel discussions on “It’s the Economy Stupid” about how much things cost at the store, what they cost now and how great things were BJ (Before Joe) and droll comedies from Britain on the humorous antics of liberal chumbolones, and sad dramas from Britain about sad middle-class depressives.

We’ll have sports too, from 24-hour fly fishing to 24-hour soccer that often ends 0-0, and city apartment terriers killing alley rats.

We’ll call that one about the rat-killer “Prince of the City” along with a kid’s cartoon show on the heroic “Prince” protecting a multi-racial family from cartoon rats.

To fund it all, we’ll invoke a complicated hidden federal tax scheme replete with complicated grants and call it just a bunch of “grants” that are all much too intricate for Americans to bother about in Congress. So I hope you’ll never get to the bottom of it and the money keeps flowing in to support my elitist fly-fishing documentaries and scoreless soccer.
Dear reader, you might protest that John Kass has mixed some of WLS Radio's programming in with any evening on Fox News, only he's hit up the taxpayers, rather than the purveyors of pillows and diet supplements, to keep the show on the air.

OPEN WITH RESTRICTIONS.

Toward the end of March, our post on the ongoing process worship accompanying the clearing of wreckage and reopening Baltimore's harbor noted hopes of having a shipping channel available within a month.  And so it has come to pass.  "According to Coast Guard Sector Maryland, the status of the port is now 'Open with Restrictions.' A new, fourth, Baltimore temporary channel to the port, the Fort McHenry Limited Access Channel, is now open."

Shallower draft ships requiring less vertical clearance have been able to pass under the approach spans on either side of the Francis Scott Key Bridge's main spans that were knocked down.  There's enough of the fallen span removed that part of the main channel is again available for use, although Dali has not yet been moved.  The first ship through had tugs fore and aft and probably underwent a serious inspection of the engineering spaces before she sailed.  Mariners have been notified that transits might have to be suspended whilst crews prepare to move the ship.
“We’re working to strike a balance between enabling temporary access to support commercial activity and undertaking necessary measures to fully reopen the Fort McHenry Channel,” said U.S. Coast Guard Capt. David O’Connell, Captain of the Port and Federal On-Scene Coordinator, Key Bridge Response 2024. “This limited access deep draft channel will provide a window for five of the deep draft vessels currently unable to depart the port as well as some smaller deep draft vessels to transit. Meanwhile, the Unified Command personnel continue to work full speed ahead to safely and efficiently finish operations.”

The current 2,000-yard safety zone around the Francis Scott Key Bridge remains in effect and is intended to protect personnel, vessels, and the marine environment. No vessel or person will be permitted to enter the safety zone without obtaining permission from the COTP or a designated representative.
Translation: don't go joyriding in there with your cabin cruiser for a look around.

26.4.24

DOWN BY THE PUBLIC MARKET, WHERE THE STREETCAR BENDS THE CORNER AROUND.

USA Today recently conducted one of those online polls, this to determine the best public markets.  All the Milwaukee area radio stations got in on talking up the contest, and with vote early and often being a thing with online polls, Milwaukee's Public Market was the winner.
“Billed as ‘a gathering place where great taste is always in season,’ Milwaukee Public Market offers local baked goods, cheeses, meats, produce, and prepared eats,” notes the article. “Choose goodies from nearly 20 vendors and enjoy your selection in the Palm Garden seating area on the second level. Or learn how to make your own fare at Madam Kuony's demonstration kitchen, where cooking classes are offered multiple times weekly.”

The Milwaukee Public Market, a local social hub for both locals and visitors, was among 20 market nominees from across the country. Among them, the Eastern Market in Detroit and the Reading Terminal Market in Philadelphia were awarded second and third place, respectively.
It's an interesting contest, in that Milwaukee's Public Market is a relatively new, tourism-focused space for inter alia artisanal cheese, coffee, and sausage vendors, while the Eastern Market combined some of the features of Milwaukee's Commission Row with retail space and the Reading Terminal Market is downstairs in what used to be a functioning railroad terminal.

Let me establish my criteria for evaluating such markets.  "We've got stringbeans and onions, cah-bages and scallions, and all kinds of fruits and say..."  Bonus points if they have bananas!  Foodie frou-frou fails to impress. We'll evaluate the contending claims each of these markets might have to be the favorite, with lots of illustrations, below the break.

FRIDAY short TAKES.

Another week of life under the heel of the Credentialed Elite.  How well has higher education served us?  "The mix of ideas and perceptions swirling through the contemporary American academy is not, intellectually, an impressive product. A peculiar blend of optimistic enlightened positivism (History is with us!) and anti-capitalist, anti-rationalist rage (History is the story of racist, genocidal injustice!) has somehow brought 'Death to the Gays' Islamism, 'Death to the TERFS' radical identitarianism, and 'Jews are Nazis' antisemitism into a partnership on the addled American campus. This set of perceptions—too incoherent to qualify as an ideology—can neither withstand rational scrutiny, provide the basis for serious intellectual endeavor, nor prepare the next generation of American leaders for the tasks ahead. It has, however, produced a toxic stew in which we have chosen to marinate the minds of our nation’s future leaders during their formative years." When you admit unprepared people and call it access, what happens next will not be amusing. "If you are a fumble-fingered incompetent with a limited attention span, it doesn’t matter how rich or well-connected your parents are—you still can’t be a neurosurgeon or an air traffic controller."  That article is worth reading in full, dear reader, as it summarizes in one essay the essence of twenty years of Cold Spring Shops posts.

Meet The AWFL demographic.  "The Batshit Crazy demographic (single women) who famously have the highest rates of mental health issues, are obviously driving the Democrat short bus."  Meet Nancy Pelosi, conductress of the short bus:  "Some pro-Palestinian protests, especially those against Joe Biden, have 'a Russian tinge to it.'"

Meanwhile, here's some crossover hip-hop for your amusement.  (NSFW)  "Fuck Israel, Israel a bitch / Bitch we out here mobbin’ on some Palestine shit / Free Palestine bitch, Israel gon’ die bitch / Nigga it’s they land why you out here tryna rob it / Bullshit prophets, y’all just want the profit."  I wonder if somebody got credit in a Yale victim studies course for composing that.  Hail Columbia.  "After years of encouraging students to make life difficult for normies like you and me, the revolution is eating its own, as it always does."


Yale, Columbia, Rutgers, George Washington: four Hamas cells with lousy football teams?  "At publishing time, the Columbia administration had put forth plans to load Jewish students onto train cars and transport them to special camps to help them concentrate."

The weekly round-up of pithy elaborations on traditional Cold Spring Shops themes follows.

THE USE OF PUBLIC MONEY FOR PUBLIC BROADCASTING IS CENSORSHIP PER SE.

No matter how many times we tell you so, the Ministry of Propaganda is likely to carry on.

IT WORKED SO WELL LAST TIME.

Look who's back in the Mid-American Conference.
The Mid-American Conference Council of Presidents has voted unanimously to add UMass as a full member in all sports, beginning with the 2025-26 academic season, the league announced Thursday. The move will bring the conference’s membership to 13 institutions.

“Today marks a historic moment for the Mid-American Conference as we proudly welcome the University of Massachusetts into our family,” MAC Commissioner Jon Steinbrecher said. “Adding UMass is an exciting next step as we increase the strength of our collective programs. We are thrilled to welcome their student-athletes, coaches, administrators, alumni and fans to the conference. The opportunity to add a state flagship institution with exceptional academics and a storied athletics tradition does not come along often. I look forward to our collaborative efforts in providing outstanding opportunities for student-athletes to maximize their intellectual and athletic pursuits.”
Yes, years ago Julius Erving played for the Minutemen, and their men's hockey team recently won a national championship, perhaps begging forgiveness from the wokies for that Minutemen. That "storied athletic tradition" also included the Minutemen serving as crash test dummies for the Northern Illinois football team, at least until the football-only affiliation with the Mid-American ended.
Margaret Soltan has harsh words for beer-'n-circus at the University of Massachusetts. "They play the role of the freaks of this blog, the frenzied teetering muttering mad uncles of the American university family." That's after students celebrated the Red Sox win in the World Series in the way they're accustomed to.

Enjoying football victories is another matter.  Massachusetts has to have enough attendance, in a sufficiently large stadium, to qualify as a Division I, er, Football Bowl Subdivision team.
In that 2013 story, those efforts to build attendance included playing in the Patriots' stadium somewhere near Attleboro, and Huskie Nation made a road trip out of it.
Never mind that at their most recent home game in Foxborough, many ZooMass fans were at the Red Sox victory parade in Boston. By game's end, a majority of the fans were Northern Illinois backers.

Northern Illinois fans aren't as geographically ubiquitous as Wisconsin or Green Bay Packer fans. The paid attendance at the game (won 63-19 by Northern Illinois) was listed as around 10,000, although maybe a fifth of those were actually present.
A conference affiliation with the Mid-American might make sense, should Massachusetts have aspirations of continuing to play football.  That might help the NCAA continue to speak of amateur athletics, including football, although it's irrelevant how many members the Mid-American has as the Big Ten and Big Twelve absorb the Pacific Ten the way Norfolk and Western added Nickel Plate and Wabash.

25.4.24

HIGHER EDUCATION'S SELF-INFLICTED TROUBLES.

Two retired senior administrators from American University take to the house organ for all wokeness, all the time, to find the latest imaginary enemy:  "Higher ed’s leaders need to push back on attacks from MAGA Republicans."  That's how it is with academicians, isn't it?  They'll hector or condescend or use big words or question motives, but let one or two showboating Members of Congress serve it back and they're in the emotional state of Bears fans every January.
Higher education is under assault by the MAGA Republican right, and trying to appease them is a losing strategy. The surge of antisemitism on college campuses since the start of the war in Gaza has provided the MAGA movement with a convenient excuse to intensify its war on higher education—a war that began long before the Hamas terrorist attack of Oct. 7 and is being waged on many fronts.
No, what these vicars of vacillation call a "MAGA movement" is simply the latest manifestation of Militant Normals saying Enough.
Universities are failing to carry out their mission. Contributing to this failure is a collection of ideas we call "politically correct." The intellectual foundation of these ideas is an extreme relativism that questions the possibility of objective knowledge and seeks to dispel "coherent beliefs of any kind." A university built on such a foundation cannot stand. "Politically correct" activists are actively correcting "insensitivity," especially on the part of white males, toward women and minorities. That activism may be misguided, and it diverts attention from other, more serious failings of universities.
Those words are from about 35 years ago, and the people writing for the likes of Inside Higher Ed and The Chronicle of Higher Education are as determined now as they were then to carry on as if nothing had changed.  So, too, with these pensioners.
The House hearings on antisemitism were designed from the outset to be a political show trial with higher education in the dock. In a private Zoom call, committee member Representative Jim Banks, Republican of Indiana, revealed the Republicans’ real agenda—to defund elite institutions of higher education that MAGA Republicans consider “woke” by cutting off their federal student loan funding and taxing their endowments. The committee’s December hearing on antisemitism at Harvard, Penn and MIT, Banks explained, was just the first step. The committee has embarked on what The New York Times described as “an aggressive and expansive investigation into institutions of higher education in America, targeting the academic elites they have long viewed as avatars of cultural decay.”

Anti-intellectualism has long been a staple of the Republican right, from Senator Joe McCarthy’s hunt for communists in academia to Richard Nixon’s vice president, Spiro Agnew, mocking the “effete corps of impudent snobs” to Florida Governor Ron DeSantis denouncing today’s “woke” professors. But the attack now underway is not just political posturing. It is more organized, more sustained and more far-reaching than ever before. And higher education’s leadership is not prepared for the emerging attacks.
What, for all that time deanlets spend meeting and retreating and strategizing, for all the criticism from people with bigger platforms than mine, such as William Bennett or Allan Bloom or Charlie "Prof Scam" Sykes, and for the occasional self-reflection that does surface, "higher education's leadership" is still as befuddled as the Bear secondary?
The assault on higher education is a key front in the Republican right’s campaign to undermine the institutional pillars of democracy. Attacks on the press, the judiciary, the civil service (aka the “deep state”) and elections have gotten more attention, but colleges and universities are no less essential to sustaining a democratic polity. Higher education’s central mission is to create new knowledge based on evidence, which requires academic freedom—freedom of thought, freedom of inquiry and freedom of expression, all of which are anathema to a MAGA movement built on conspiracy theories and lies.

Across the nation, Republican-controlled state legislatures are using the power of the purse to starve state universities of resources and attack the cornerstones of higher education: academic freedom, tenure, shared governance and the commitment to a diverse academic community.
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or open a Sprecher.

BIPARTISAN AGREEMENT WITH COLD SPRING SHOPS.

Stadium socialism is among the sillier forms of socialism.  "Stadium subsidies are among the worst uses of tax money.  They're also convenient instruments by which teams, or their leagues, can hold up the taxpayers."  I could mine that vein all day.  "The use of public money for stadium subsidies (for a lot of notionally private purposes, to be serious) is a misuse of taxpayer money and of taxpayers, though, and selling even for fun shares to fans, rather than putting all taxpayers on the hook, makes some sense."

24.4.24

ECONOMIC SUB-LITERACY IN WASHINGTON.

A few months into the Jarrett regency came this lament.  "I wonder how many of those young people are familiar with even the vulgar manifestations of the Welfare Economics Paradigm, let alone with the structure-conduct-performance approach to entrepreneurship and competition policy, or with the notion of regulatory capture."

FREE SPEECH, BUT ONLY BETWEEN EIGHT AND ONE.

It's spring, the sap is rising, and the young collegian's thoughts turn to skipping class in the name of Serious Causes.  Spring has always been rioting season, whether on campus or in the slums.  All that changes is the occasion.

A FACE-SAVING WAY OUT FOR MOREHOUSE?

In 1968, Lyndon Johnson had so antagonized the sort of conscience-cowboys who would argue with, then usually vote for Democrats, to such an extent that he limited his public appearances and didn't even go to the 1968 convention in Chicago.  That was despite his high standing, at the time, with Public Intellectuals.
At one time, academic historians were in general agreement that President Lyndon Johnson would be recognized as the greatest of all presidents. A few funerals later, he's probably fallen to the stature of a minor post-Rooseveltian. Perhaps one reason is that the Great Society's record is not what the true believers would have others believe. I am on record as attributing much of the now-missed-by-self-styled-"progressives" unionized, monopolized, and cartelized 1950s to the unusual position the U.S. economy enjoyed after World War II.
This year, Old Joe Biden is facing dissent from the same sort of conscience-cowboys, and that might affect a planned commencement speech at what should be friendly surroundings.
Morehouse College is set to announce that President Joe Biden will deliver its commencement address on May 19, but some faculty members have raised concerns about the decision, according to two people familiar with the matter and an email to faculty members reviewed by NBC News.

“This week, I received an inquiry from concerned faculty about rumors they were hearing about President Biden’s selection as the 2024 Commencement speaker,” Kendrick Brown, Morehouse College’s provost and senior vice president for academic affairs, wrote in the email to faculty members Friday.

Brown said he would convene a virtual meeting Thursday “to extend an opportunity for faculty with different perspectives on the selection of our Commencement speaker to ask questions and make comments.” He said students would also engage with college President David Thomas.

Brown did not respond to a request for further comment, and a spokesperson for Morehouse declined to offer more details.

A Morehouse faculty member told NBC News administrators are believed to be concerned that faculty members will join students in protest of Biden during the ceremony.

The pushback against leadership’s decision comes amid increasing protests on college campuses over Biden’s support for Israel in its war against Hamas in the Gaza Strip. The protests since the war began in October have already forced Biden, and other top administration officials, to dramatically scale back appearances at college campuses.

Commencement season is typically a time when presidents reach young audiences, and it offers them opportunities to deliver keynote addresses highlighting their accomplishments and the future. In an election year, commencement speeches can carry particular significance.

But Biden’s addresses this year are poised to be fraught, largely because of growing protests over his refusal to call for a permanent, immediate cease-fire in Gaza without conditions. Biden is struggling with younger voters, and recent polling also indicates many Black voters are not enthusiastic about supporting his candidacy.
Biden is struggling with being able to stay coherent for more than a few minutes.  In another month, will there be enough triple espresso in Atlanta for him to be able to yell at the clouds in a stadium where there might be actual clouds overhead?  It'll have to be a short speech or the attack ads will write themselves.

23.4.24

LET'S TAP ON A FEW YELLOW PLASTIC SPIKES.

The Jarrett regency apparently included the formal opening of construction ceremonies for the Las Vegas Brightline service among its Earth Day propaganda.
While various surveying and other preparation work has been in progress for several months, a formal groundbreaking ceremony is set for Monday in Las Vegas at the planned site for the high-speed project’s Las Vegas station. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, Brightline founder Wes Edens, along with other federal officials, state officials from Nevada and California, and local figures, are slated to attend.
The construction project involves fewer track miles in open country than the much-lampooned Bakersfield to somewhere near Fresno project that has yet to turn a wheel.
The 218-mile route will mostly follow the right-of-way of Interstate 15 between Las Vegas and Rancho Cucamonga, Calif., where it will offer a connection to Metrolink commuter rail service to reach downtown Los Angeles and other Southern California locations.

“This is the physical action that we’ve been waiting for, for decades,” Clark County Commissioner Michael Naft told the Review-Journal. “… It will boost our economy, provide efficient transportation alternatives and continue the success of all that we have worked for.”
Why nobody is talking about using diesel locomotives to pull the trains from Rancho Cucamonga into Anaheim or Los Angeles, or putting wires over that trackage, in order for German or French style extension of the fast services into city centers I do not know.

THE DEMAND FOR BASKETBALL PLAYERS IS DERIVED FROM THE DEMAND FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

It's getting on toward the end of the semester, but teachable moments in economics arise all the time.  Consider the curious economics of basketball salaries, in which the women of the fevered brow, plus Dementia Joe, got themselves so worked up about those niggardly starting salaries in the WNBA.  "In order, though, for the pay scales to be commensurate, don't the employers have to offer customers (fans in this story) commensurate value propositions?"

WILL THE IMMIGRATION AUTHORITIES FAST-TRACK HIS CITIZENSHIP APPLICATION, SHOULD HE FILE ONE?

By way of comic relief, we have a new man without a country?  "Prince Harry officially renounces British residency, lists US as his ‘new country’ on documents."

We're not to the petition for citizenship stage yet, as the article refers to information given on the paperwork filed by a British non-profit organization, rather than a citizenship application Stateside.
In 2020, Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, 42, relocated to America, where they now live with their kids Prince Archie, 4, and Princess Lilibet, 2, in Montecito, Calif., in a move dubbed “Megxit.”

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex were evicted from their UK home, Frogmore Cottage — which the late queen gifted them following their 2018 wedding.

They finally vacated it in 2023, which left them with no official UK residence.
Mr Windsor-Battenberg is married to a U.S. citizen, and has resided in the States almost long enough to be able to file an application for citizenship.  Undoubtedly the application forms have changed in 150 years and there's something different from the "I renounce all allegiance to Wilhelm Emperor of Germany" that my great-grandfather signed off in around 1890.  He was a subject of der Kaiser who knew a thing or two about threshing machines.

There's one for the history books, though, in a citizenship petition including "I renounce all allegiance to Charles III King of England," autographed by said king's younger son.

JUDEN UNERWÜNSCHT!

Jonathan Turley reports a disturbing development at Columbia.
Professor Shai Davidai, an assistant professor at Columbia Business School, was reportedly denied access to the main campus on Friday as his school ID was “deactivated” during the recent protests over the Israeli-Gaza conflict. What was equally concerning is that the university did so for his own protection out of concern that, as an outspoken Jewish faculty member, he could not walk around the campus safely. It was reminiscent of the recent controversy of a man in London threatened with arrest because being “quite openly Jewish” would trigger pro-Palestinian protesters.

Davidai said that the university told him they banned him from campus because they could not ensure his safety. This followed a Columbia rabbi telling Jewish students to leave campus for their own safety.

The most basic obligation of a university is to ensure the safety of its faculty and students from physical assaults. If there is a problem on campus, it is found in those students or faculty who would threaten a Jewish professor if he were to walk on campus.

This is not part of the debate over what language is considered a threat or hateful rhetoric. This is barring a professor because his status alone makes his presence inflammatory or dangerous. I cannot imagine how the solution was barring the potential victim of religious-based bigotry and violence.

We have not heard from Columbia University on the “deactivation.” Unless Professor Davidai is lying, someone cut off his access in the university. The university owes him and the Columbia community an immediate explanation. Indeed, University President Nemat “Minouche” Shafik should have issued a statement yesterday.

There are calls for Shafik to resign. That position is not helped by the silence on the barring of a faculty member. If the accounts are untrue, Shafik needs to say so. If they are true, she needs to explain the basis for this extraordinary action. I cannot imagine the basis for such a deactivation since Shafik has not been accused of any threatening conduct himself.
Who knew, the Columbia campus taking on the formalities of a sundown suburb,  including "hurry up and leave," before the overnight protests begin, right there in sophisticated Manhattan.

Consider, dear reader, that this dissembling Nemat "Minouche la Douche" Shafik holds a position once held by no less than Dwight Eisenhower.  As does, come to think of it, Joe "The Papuans ate my uncle" Biden.  Is there any better metaphor for the low estate these United States have sunk to that neither the current occupant of Columbia's President's House nor the current occupant of the Executive Mansion are fit to carry Ike's golf clubs?

Our universities, and our government, are being run by terminally stupid people.

22.4.24

WE'RE STILL HERE.

It's Earth Day, and it's worth noting, yet again, how a cause that might have been motivated by the Cuyahoga River catching fire, by inedible fish in some of the Great Lakes, or by the health risks that rescue divers ran in Chicago, was quickly captured by the scare-mongers.

The scare-mongers are still at it. "On this 54th Anniversary of America's first Earth Day celebration, it is a time to reflect on how we moved from a consensus on the urgent need for environmental protection across the country to woefully underestimating the need for action about climate change."

GIVE EMERGENCE A CHANCE.

Academic job application dossiers, oversized already, have recently become more bloated with requests for things like statements of teaching philosophy or some sort of reflection on diversity, inclusion, and equity.  Those latter have become so tainted as calls for professing one's fealty to the Church of Intersectionality that some states are barring the things.  "The University of Wisconsin will no longer require diversity, equity and inclusion statements from job applicants, UW System President Jay Rothman announced Thursday."  Mr Rothman acknowledged how those statements might have taken on creedal forms.  “But when some people believe mandatory diversity statement in employment applications are political litmus tests, then we are not being inclusive.”

GOOD NEWS IN ELECTRIC RAILWAY PRESERVATION.

The last traditional interurban cars built in the United States were ten curved-side heavy interurbans built by St. Louis for the Chicago Aurora and Elgin.


That's the final car built, 460, alongside 36 from the initial order of wooden cars with which the interurban began service.  I know of at least four cars from that series still in preservation, three at Illinois Railway Museum and a fourth at the Fox River Trolley Museum.  There might be others that made their way east after the interurban quit running.

The Illinois Railway Museum would like to offer a three car train of these steel cars, and they recently took up a collection to reupholster the seats.  Car 460 is already in service, while cars 451 and 453 require mechanical work.  "The second and third car's worth of seats will be temporarily and securely stored. We are currently hoping to strip and repaint the interior of car 451 sometime in the next year or so, after which its newly reupholstered seats will be installed. Stripping and repainting car 453's interior will follow that."

There's enough ferroequinologist interest in the Great Third Rail that the seat reupholstery project has been funded in full.  "One particularly generous donor, who wishes to remain anonymous, sponsored no fewer than 29 seats. Overall, the results of this fundraiser exceeded our wildest expectations."

There are always preservation projects going on, at the local trolley museums, or on preservation railways elsewhere.  There's likely one involving your favorite railroad, dear reader.  With summer vacation season upon us, find yourself a preservation railroad and go to it.  Don't be afraid to patronize the used book store or drop some cash in the donation box.

CONTINUING TO MAKE THE GRADE.

The academic performance information is in and the Northern Illinois women's basketball team matched last year's academic performance.  "The Northern Illinois University women's basketball team has a league-high nine Academic All-MAC selections as the Mid-American Conference announced its Academic All-MAC Team on Thursday." A year ago, the team placed a different group of nine, an outcome matched by Western Michigan.  "This is the seventh consecutive year that NIU women's basketball has had at least six student athletes named to the Academic All-MAC team."

That's good, the team has a long tradition of suiting up to play and robing up for graduation.  That noted, I conclude this year's post the same as last year's:  "Enjoy the academic accolades.  Perhaps additional success on the court will provide the value proposition I think sports marketing types would like to have."

The kids can play with the best of the Mid-American, for whatever that's worth, but they're inconsistent.

19.4.24

A CONCORD BRIDGE MOMENT AT THE MIDDLE SCHOOL TRACK MEET.

Sometimes, it's the embattled farmers standing and firing the shot heard 'round the world.

Sometimes, it's the girl shotputters refusing to put their shots.  West Virginia Girls 'Step-Out' Of Track & Field Meet To Protest Transgender Competitor.  A boy started crossing in grade school; he still had a male enough upper body strength to have a clear advantage in the weight events.  The girls at the meet had none of it.
Seven schools comprised the meet: Bridgeport, Heritage Christian, Notre Dame, South Harrison, Lincoln, Mountaineer (Clarksburg) and Washington Irving.

Several members of one of the girls' shot put teams "stepped in" then "stepped out" to protest the inclusion of a transgender athlete in the meet. The transgender athlete competes in both shot put and discus throwing.

When each of the Lincoln girls had her name called to compete, she stepped into the ring but instead of throwing the shot, she stepped down and refused to participate. They did the same for the discus event.
The crosser won those events.
Riley Gaines, host of the Gaines for Girls podcast on OutKick, shared her thoughts on the girls refusing to compete against a transgender opponent.

"It's a sad day when the middle school girls have to be the adults in the room. Conceding your event is so much easier said than done, but these girls have the tenacity and ability to stand their ground," Gaines said.

"I couldn't be more proud of their bravery and willingness to show their raw emotion. Girls and women have had enough."
There's nothing encouraging about the story; the girls will face opprobrium for taking a stand against Weimar America's experiments against reality, and the crosser is going to face a life of misery, so-called gender affirming care or not.

STRAIGHT OUT OF A TOM CLANCY NOVEL.

We pay a lot for those antiaircraft systems, and they work.
US Navy warships used an SM-3 missile interceptor for the first time in combat over the weekend while defending Israel from an unprecedented Iranian attack.

Secretary of the Navy Carlos Del Toro said American forces fired the Standard Missile 3, or SM-3, to engage Iranian ballistic missiles that were fired as part of the massive barrage, which included more than 300 missiles and drones launched from Tehran and its proxies.

"We've been firing SM-2s, we've been firing SM-6s, and just over the weekend, SM-3s, to actually counter the ballistic missile threat that's come from Iran," Del Toro said at a Senate Appropriations Subcommittee on Defense hearing on Tuesday.

US officials previously said that two destroyers, the USS Arleigh Burke and USS Carney, operating in the eastern Mediterranean Sea had engaged and destroyed at least four Iranian ballistic missiles, although it was not immediately clear how the warships shot down the threats.
In The Bear and the Dragon a modified SM-2 launched from Gettysburg shot down a Chinese nuke over Washington, D.C.

Last night, as I was getting this post together, there was breaking news of a further throw-down over the Persian Gulf.
The Israeli government, quite reasonably, felt that it couldn’t not respond to Iran sending hundreds of missiles into their territory. At the same time, they were under enormous pressure not to escalate the situation further. So this is what we got: some token strikes on military facilities clearly calculated to cause minimal disruption.

One suspects this will be the end of this round of tit-for-tat.
This morning, though, there's a lot of denying going on.
Israeli official security and governmental sources told The Jerusalem Post on Friday: "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Israel retaliated where they were attacked.”

That said, officially, Israel will not accept responsibility for this attack for strategic reasons. Sources explain that the Iranians claim it was an “explosion at a factory” because they wish to avoid escalation. Israeli sources told the Post that it's unclear why the Pentagon disclosed to the American media that Israel was involved; they could have remained silent, they say. They could have preserved Iran's dignity and avoided escalating the situation on their own.
That article suggests the Jarrett regency has capable staffers at the Pentagon.  I have my doubts.  The state of play appears to be that Iran understands its air capabilities are incapable, for now, of damaging Israel, and that Israel's air capabilities can reach out and touch someone speaking Farsi.  Pretty good brush-back pitch.

FRIDAY short TAKES.

The world is a veritable cornucopia for snarksters like me.

The Levant heats up.  Is Red State's Bonchie whistling past the graveyard? "The Islamic Republic has officially pushed too far to try to save face, and they'll now pay the price."  So, too, might our Credentialed Elite? "We have elected leaders, and created political, policy and educational elites, who have wilfully pretended that the real threats – Islamists, global jihadi movements, their regime funders in Iran and the unvetted influx to Europe of migrants from countries steeped in their evil ethos – are just the fever dreams of a racist and backward fringe."  Is it time for a fundamental re-ordering of priorities?  "Meanwhile, we should look to our own defenses by canceling, I don’t know, a trillion dollars in 'social' spending and putting it to national defense."  Will we get new leadership?  "Biden in 2020 claimed that if re-elected, Trump would get us into a war with Iran and destabilize the region."  One of those "They told me if I voted for Goldwater" jokes comes to mind.

Does anybody know what time it is?  "The United States’ failure to educate its citizens has raised the question of whether it is still capable of sustaining a republican form of government."  Does anybody even care?  "The most effective regimes rely on a population internalizing the need to submit."


Meanwhile, two geezers are jockeying for the White House.  "The president of the United States often is called the most powerful man in the world. But has that exalted office ever been occupied by a weaker individual than Joe Biden?"  C'mon, man!  "Biden never addresses the inflation created by his massive spending program, the lawlessness in our streets since 2021, the spiking cost of gasoline, or the humiliation abroad, from Kabul to Kyiv to the Chinese balloon."  When you've lost Leon Trotsky?  "President Biden declares that he is all that stands, or should I say totters, in the way of a dictatorship headed by Trump. If that is truly the case, then democracy is certainly doomed."  Tottering, indeed.  "Thanks to Joe Biden, America is becoming more and more like Venezuela."

The weekly round-up of mostly pithy elaborations of traditional Cold Spring Shops themes follows.

DEMENTIA JOE FAILS TO UNDERSTAND HOW UNIONS BUILT THE MIDDLE CLASS.

For the first time in my memory, people beyond the usual sports circles paid attention to the women's professional basketball draft.  Caitlin Clark goes No. 1 to Indiana Fever; Angel Reese joins Kamilla Cardoso on Chicago Sky.  There will be good news at the end of this post.  First, though, we have to deal with Dementia Joe.
Red State's Mike Miller called out that post as well as the illogic behind it.
Like clockwork, Joe Biden has jumped on the bandwagon of those criticizing Caitlin Clark's rookie WNBA contract. Also like clockwork, Biden used the same worn-out Democrat Party talking points we've heard for decades as the basis of his predictably hollow argument.

Let's first revisit Clark's contract.

As we reported on Tuesday, under the 2024 WNBA rookie scale for the No. 1-4 draft picks, the league's top pick will earn a base salary of $76,535 in her first year, $78,066 the second year and $85,873 the third, with a fourth-year option of $97,582. The predictable harpies were aghast — and most had no idea what they were harping about.
That contract scale? Sorry, it was not worked out in Calvin's Get Rid Of Slimy girlS clubhouse.
Clark will earn $338,056 over four years, according to the WNBA’s collective bargaining agreement.

Under the 2024 WNBA rookie scale for the No. 1-4 draft picks, she'll earn a base salary of $76,535 for her first year, $78,066 the second year and $85,873 the third, with a fourth-year option of $97,582.
That's right, dear reader, a collective bargaining agreement, running some 350 pages.  You know, just like one stipulating that a passenger train crew can time-slip the railroad for having to switch out that baggage car, or another establishing craft classifications and stipulating that the electrician, and the electrician alone, throws the switch to turn the rolling mill back on.

GOOD NEWS.

From the founding of Cold Spring Shops we have maintained two core beliefs about higher education.  First, the faculty are the proper stewards of the curriculum.  Second, administrative usurpations, particularly by failed scholars or by people with no faculty experience, contribute mightily to the failure of universities in the past forty or fifty years.

We therefore acclaim a development from Bloomington, Indiana.
Indiana University’s Bloomington faculty have declared no confidence in President Pamela Whitten, Provost Rahul Shrivastav and Vice Provost Faculty and Academic Affairs Carrie Docherty.

About 900 faculty attended the vote Tuesday at the IU Auditorium.

Faculty cannot remove a leader from the university, but Bloomington Faculty Council President Colin Johnson said the vote is “profoundly significant.” He urged faculty to vote thoughtfully and seriously.
I'll even forgive Professor Johnson that "profoundly," usually one of the faculty lounge worship-words we enjoy mocking hereabouts.

SOME PUBLIC RADIO SHORT TAKES FOR PATRIOTS DAY.

Occasional Pajamas Media stringer Ann Althouse enjoyed the reactions to a New York Times article on Uri Berliner's farewell to National Public Radio.
Highest rated: "Kudos to Berliner for having the backbone to write the essay he did. Weren’t we all thinking it anyway and he just voiced the reason many of us stopped listening to NPR on a regular basis?"

Third-highest: "Mr. Berliner was on suspension not for working for outside organizations but for truthfully criticizing NPR's bias."

Fourth: "I've been listening to NPR my entire life. Things took wild turn after 2016. And now I am finding myself disjoint from almost all conversation happening on NPR.

Remember, these are NYT readers. These are most likely liberals who are put off by the left-wing slant. I was going to write What happened in 2016? I had to laugh at myself.
Her (moderated) commenters aren't holding back either.  I curated a few below the jump.

18.4.24

THE PUBLIC RADIO DUMPSTER FIRE RAGES.

Cold Spring Shops, Tuesday.  "When you make a neurotic Karen, er, Katherine, the manager, good things will NOT follow."  That post concluded, "We'll certainly call attention to further developments."

THAT'S ALL, FOLX.

Power Line's Steven Hayward follows up on their story of the Columbia president who didn't get the memo on queer spelling with an explainer.
Here, perhaps, is a clue to what’s behind this deliberate mutilation of the language (among other mutilations). The video is only one minute long, but seems so much longer:
Prediction: At some point in the future—perhaps several decades from now alas—we’re going to look back on the gender and identity insanity of the current moment the way we now look back on phrenology and lobotomies.

And keep in mind that none of this could have spread so widely without the ideological hothouses of our universities. President Shafik undoubtedly knows this, but like most college leadership today is too spineless to do anything about it, let alone admit it.
All we can do is continue to note that our most highly-regarded universities are being run by terminally stupid people, and that in any experiment against reality, reality will have the final say.

THE CAT'S IN THE CRADLE, AND THE SILVER SPOON.

Glenn "Insta Pundit" Reynolds links to a Business Insider essay, I’m a single mom. I date — but I don’t date single dads, following up with what could be a Friday short take, but for that post taking on elephantine proportions already, "Basically it’s you put up with my issues, I’m not going to put up with yours."  The comments there are predictably gloomy.

DIAGNOSING HIGHER EDUCATION'S FAILURES.

A recent panel discussion at Duke University addressed higher education's loss of trust and abdication, or not, of institutional neutrality.  Political economist Timur Kuran noted the chilling effect of the tight priors of critical studies on critical inquiry.
“The university now is an institution not that seeks the truth, but that claims that it knows the truth and sees its core mission as making others see the light,” Kuran said.

He cited reservations of inviting conservative and moderate speakers among faculty, who fear “broach[ing] certain subjects” out of a fear of cancellation. Due to this fear, Kuran says the “self-regulation that the university had in the past no longer exists.”

Kuran pointed to other factors which he viewed as emblematic of the shift in the role of higher education.

“Nothing symbolizes this shift in the mission of universities as the … DEI statements that they now require of employees and applicants,” Kuran said. “This signals to everyone inside and outside the university that certain ideas [and] certain values are promoted … and they’re not to be challenged.”
As would be right and proper in a theological seminary (Duke's ancestral roots) or the Lenin School, but not in a university dedicated to the proposition that there is no final say, including treating the proposition that there is no final say as a final say.

THE GANG THAT COULDN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT.

We know rocket science is hard, but heck, you could probably pick six members of any suburban middle school science club that could do better than Jihadistan.  "Half of the missiles Iran fired at Israel failed on launch or malfunctioned and crashed, reports say."
More than 300 missiles and drones were fired toward Israel from Iran on Saturday evening in retaliation for an airstrike on the country's consulate in Syria.

Around 99% of the missiles launched were intercepted by Israel, the US, the UK, France, and Jordan.

Iran had warned for weeks that the attack was coming. That gave Israel's allies time to prepare — and avoided targeting civilian locations.

Israel praised the defense effort as a "significant strategic achievement." But around 60 of Iran's missiles failed on their own, according to several reports.

An estimated 50% of Iran's 120 ballistic missiles failed to launch or crashed in flight, unnamed US officials told CBS News and The Wall Street Journal.
Years ago, Persia's king Xerxes had the waters of the Dardanelles lashed after a squall line broke up his first invasion fleet headed for Greece.  Islamic tyrannies being what they are, the current crop of rocket scientists might be in for hard times.  On the other hand, Islamic tyrannies not being known for their diversity initiatives, it's likely they were hired on the merits.
Speaking to CBS News, two US officials said five ballistic missiles made it through air defenses and impacted Israeli territory.

Four landed at Navatim Air Force Base, which was thought to be Iran's primary target. One hit a runway, one hit an empty hanger, and another hit a hanger that wasn't in use, the publication said. Meanwhile, another missile appeared to be aimed at a radar site in northern Israel but missed, the outlet added.

At the time of writing on Monday, one person — an unnamed 10-year-old girl — was reported as "severely injured" by shrapnel, the IDF confirmed. The details of her condition have not been released.
The injured girl has been reported as a Bedouin, which is to say a resident of Israel free to profess Allah as her God and Mohammed as His Prophet, although perhaps in ways the mullahs of Iran don't endorse.

The story of how the missiles that did launch mostly didn't get through is also worth telling.  Not today, though.

17.4.24

NEITHER CABBAGE PATCHES NOR DAFFODIL BEDS WERE DISRUPTED.

Dear reader, recall what a proper circus looks like.
I have been adamant that a real circus includes elephants, and I model that circus.

I've also noted that circuses are not inherently detrimental to the welfare of elephants.

But the big cities have been passing job-killing regulations that lead to unemployed elephants, as the downside of running what you call The Greatest Show on Earth and what students of circus know as Big Bertha is that you have to play the big cities.
Subsequent years have featured ever more restrictions on animal exhibits, on the transportation of circus animals, and on importing young exotics for the circus.

THE TOTAL IRRELEVANCE OF DIVERSITY DEANLETS.

New York representative Elise Stefanik's special committee on dressing down university presidents held another hearing today, and it was Columbia president Minouche Shafik on the hot seat, here being quizzed by Indiana representative Jim Banks over the repeated use of "folx" in some guidebook.
The video:
I suspect there are people in Student Affairs who will rip her a new one for not getting the memo.  There are times when "folx" is, to use deanlet-speak, appropriate.  "Folx, plural noun — used especially to explicitly signal the inclusion of groups commonly marginalized."  Throw that "x" around promiscuously, see also "Latinx" or "womxn" or "mzxtyplkx," and some other deanlet will throw the problematic flag.
Maybe you’ve seen the word “folx” on Twitter and written it off as a typo or a new bit of texting shorthand that the kids are using these days. And while “folx” may seem like a handy abbreviation when you don’t feel like typing out the “k” and the “s” (I get it, you’re busy, we all need shortcuts sometimes), it’s actually a popular stand-in for the word “folks” used by queer-identifying people to refer to groups of other queer-identifying people. Folx is the deliberate queerification of a word meant to differentiate queer spaces and groups from the non-queer.
And the president of Columbia hasn't educated herself, or xerself, about it!

Perhaps a wag who jumped on the thread had it almost right.  "The response should have been 'it’s just an ungrammatical affectation, like using the noun Democrat incorrectly as an adjective…'"  That is, if you can call something "ungrammatical" any more.

NEVER CHANGE, DEMOCRATS.

Is there a more annoying collection of people who never learned how not to be stupid about being supposedly smart than the Democrats and their willing accomplices in the media?  You'd think after Barack Obama became a laughingstock over "bitter clingers" and his anointed successor Hillary "Elphaba" Clinton talked herself out of the Oval with that "basket of deplorables" they'd learn.

But no.  Recently Katie Couric (why is she still relevant?) went on Bill Maher's show and went right on with the scolding.  "'The socio-economic disparities are a lot and class resentment is a lot and anti-intellectualism and elitism is what is driving many of these anti-establishment [people] — which are Trump voters — so, I think that is a huge problem that we have to address,' Couric explained to Maher, referring to the MAGA movement that got its name from the ex-president’s campaign slogan."  Yes, peddle your technocratic delusions in a less condescending way, that's a winner for you.  "I mean globalization and the transition from an industrial to a technological society — I don’t know if you’ve ever been jealous of someone else or resentful — it is such a corroding and bitter, almost bile feeling."

The populist influencers among the Militant Normals are undoubtedly suggesting she learn how to code.

CROSS CROSSINGS CAUTIOUSLY.

Northern Illinois University reports the recent death of economist Alex Garivaltis.
Alexander Garivaltis, an NIU associate professor in the Economics department, died April 8 after he was struck by a train in Maple Park, according to the Kane County coroner’s office.

Garivaltis obtained his bachelor’s degree in 2010 and master’s degree in 2011 in mathematics from NIU, according to the NIU website. He went on to earn his Ph.D. from the University of Minnesota in 2017.
Alex hired out with the department after I called it a career, and his portfolio included financial engineering and sports economics.  His undergraduate studies did not include any of my classes.

Kindly be advised, particularly as the weather improves and road tripping conditions are favorable, that trains aren't as agile as your scooter, bike, motorcycle, or automobile might be.  R. I. P.

16.4.24

BEER DELIVERIES ON SHORT FIELDS.

Before the Flying Boxcar, there were Flying Pubs, in the form of Spitfires adapted to carry beer kegs.


Unattributed Air Ministry photograph retrieved from Plane Historia.

Although fighter planes late in the War were equipped with drop tanks, the kegs were not released at altitude, even in mocking attempts to soften up German positions.
Merely days following the Allied forces’ D-Day landings, amidst the rigorous advances through the Normandy battlefields, and against staunch German opposition.

British troops who had successfully crossed the English Channel and endured the landings faced an unexpected concern.

Their worry was not primarily the V1 flying bomb raids unsettling their loved ones back in Britain, nor the frustrating delays in seizing the strategic port of Cherbourg.

Instead, it was the stark absence of beer within the established beachhead that troubled them.

On June 20, 1944, a fortnight after the D-Day landings, a special correspondent from Reuters reporting with the Allied Forces in France alerted British newspapers that the only libation on offer in the small cafes just miles from the landing sites was cider, “and it is pretty watery stuff. I saw a British private wistfully order a pint of mild and bitter: but the glass he sat down with contained the eternal cider.”
Calvados is pretty good, although the grateful residents of Bayeux had to make do with what the Germans left them. And yet, wasn't it the Duke of Wellington Himself who acknowledged how the moral was to the material?  We'll cut the Tommies some slack for tapping kegs of pale ale to fill the wing tanks.
It was ingeniously discovered that these bomb pylons could be repurposed to transport beer kegs.

Historical photos reveal the use of kegs in various sizes, though it’s unclear if these could be jettisoned during emergencies. When flown at higher altitudes, the beer would be naturally chilled by the cold air, arriving perfectly cooled for enjoyment.
Apparently some resourceful pilots fitted kegs with nose cones and flew those across the channel, and I wonder whether chilling beer below cellar temperature was what the British wanted. Uncle Sam's troops would be another matter.

THAT CLOYING, CONDESCENDING FACULTY LOUNGE LANGUAGE.

We devoted one of the lead paragraphs of last Friday's short takes to the palace guard media dealing with the (unsurprising to Normals) report that National Public Radio is neither objective nor journalism.  The head of the organization promptly sang a hymn in perfect liberal music.  "[Chief propagandist Katherine] Maher responded to none of these specific points in substance. Instead, she attacks [whistleblower Uri] Berliner as 'profoundly disrespectful, hurtful, and demeaning' to his colleagues by calling out the company for its political bias."  Their own rhetoric provides plenty of opportunities to mock them, simply by using it.
Each generation, collegians have to rediscover the formula: consider the Dartmouth Review at which Laura Ingraham and Dinesh D'Souza broke into media. There was no Vietnam War to galvanize the left; there were plenty of excessively earnest professors and administrators well worth laughing to scorn.

The argument generalizes to other guilt-ridden sheep, perhaps sheep coerced by the Perpetually Aggrieved on campus, or perhaps at gun-point by the Sillies.
Jonathan Turley, an old-style liberal with a respect for the traditional forms, isn't impressed.
In dismissing the criticism of bias, Maher adopted a spin common on law faculties where Republicans and conservatives have been largely purged. When confronted on the lack of ideological diversity, faculty often express disbelief that anyone would assume that they are biased simply because they continue to effectively bar republicans, libertarians, or conservatives.

Many also insist that there are more important forms of diversity than ideological or political perspectives. The result is the faculties today largely stretch from the left to the far left in terms of diversity.
Yes, but best not crack wise about left-handed lesbians or two Jews and a cripple.
Shannon Thaler at the New York Post reassembled Maher’s deleted postings including a 2018 declaration that “Donald Trump is a racist” and a variety of race-based commentary. That included a statement that appeared to excuse looting.

She is also quoted for saying that “white silence is complicity.” She has described her own “hysteric white woman voice.” She further stated: “I was taught to do it. I’ve done it. It’s a disturbing recognition. While I don’t recall ever using it to deliberately expose another person to immediate physical harm on my own cognizance, it’s not impossible. That is whiteness.”

She further stated “I grew up feeling superior (hah, how white of me) because I was from New England and my part of the country didn’t have slaves, or so I’d been taught.”

In her latest message, Maher refers to the unique (and controversial) status of being a state-supported media outlet. She noted “We recognize that this work is a public trust, one established by Congress more than 50 years ago with the creation of the public broadcasting system. In order to hold that trust, we owe it our continued, rigorous accountability.”

Yet, she made it clear that both she and NPR will not change or alter the course of the company. Despite a falling audience (that is now composed of almost 70 percent self-identified liberals), Maher made clear that she sees no problem in its exclusion of Republicans as editors or its slanted coverage. Reducing the size and diversity of your audience can be a good thing for editors or reporters if you have the government supporting your budget. You can then play to your smaller audience without any push back on coverage or accuracy.In dismissing the criticism of bias, Maher adopted a spin common on law faculties where Republicans and conservatives have been largely purged. When confronted on the lack of ideological diversity, faculty often express disbelief that anyone would assume that they are biased simply because they continue to effectively bar republicans, libertarians, or conservatives.

Many also insist that there are more important forms of diversity than ideological or political perspectives. The result is the faculties today largely stretch from the left to the far left in terms of diversity.
Why ought all of us, the anarcho-syndicalist, Rotarian, or slacker alike, ought be paying taxes to be indoctrinated in things contrary to our individual interests?  The use of public money to support journalism or scholarship is still censorship per se.