NO CHAMPAGNE CORKS TO DODGE. Danny Noonan, Esq., receives credentials, now seeks hanger for shingle.

In the University of Wisconsin tradition, the graduation ceremony was pretty informal and the speakers pretty mediocre.

I concur on the "mediocre speakers" (couldn't recall the 1975 or 1980 speakers if my life depended on it) but apparently the hazard to the law and medical graduates (who used to sit in the front rows) from flying champagne corks (from the baccalaureates further up the stadium) has abated.