I BET SHE'S REAL FUN AT BLOCK PARTIES.

A vegan woman sued her neighbors for barbecuing in their backyard.  "Cilla Carden took her case to the Supreme Court of Western Australia, citing her neighbors' barbecuing, smoking and children playing basketball, among other complaints."  Case dismissed, twice.

Carden had filed nearly 600 pages of documents in her appeal of the case, “well in excess of anything that might be thought to be proportionate to the issues," said Supreme Court Chief Justice Peter Quinlan to the West Australian.

“I’m a good person. I just want peace and quiet,” she told The West Australian, telling them that she intends to continue the legal fight.

Yes, and Poland was somebody's last territorial demand.

Fortunately, Perth, W. A. is a long way from my street, where grilling out is common and the kids down the block are working on their jump shots.