I WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT DRUNKEN BEARS.

A Canadian Pacific train derailed in the vicinity of Field, B.C. (think spiral tunnels and Kicking Horse Pass) and the cleanup crews have to sweep up the spilled grain, expeditiously.  "Canadian Pacific has undertaken a massive cleanup effort at the site of a grain-train derailment last week near Field, B.C., an effort required to prevent the spilled cargo from attracting bears when they come out of hibernation." By the time the bears come out of hibernation (like the groundhogs living near Cold Spring Shops headquarters, they snooze as long as it's cold outside) those yellow peas will be sour mash.