WILL THEY PUT A RING ON IT?

Today in tabloid politics.  "Lauren Boebert, 36, Is Going to Be a Grandmother."  The article is from Jezebel, and predictably full of taunting.

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) announced this week at the Conservative Political Action Conference that she’s going to be a 36-year-old grandmother. At the very same gathering, the anti-abortion lawmaker also said that she wants to ban comprehensive sex ed in public schools. Huh!

Boebert won the Mothers of Influence Award at the CPAC Women’s Breakfast last weekend, and shared in her acceptance speech the news that her 17-year-old son, Tyler, had gotten his girlfriend pregnant, and they’re having a boy. It’s not known how old his girlfriend is, but Tyler turns 18 on March 21, and Boebert said the baby is due in April.

I don't know, but somehow observing that the kids could dispose of the products of conception in the feminist way, or offering as one advantage of puberty blockers for middle schoolers a permanent preemption of the submarine race oopsie doesn't sound convincing.  So it has always been, though, anybody else remember Caribou Barbie?