WAYNE'S WORLD ON THE UPPER MISSISSIPPI. No, not a new joint venture of Paramount with Cedar Fair. Rather, it's a Fisking of the latest course proposals from the Blob. I trust that someone on the university curriculum committee is checking that "pro-active strategies for change" includes teaching the times tables and notes that any formulation including the words "x + issues" signals a content-free zone. (It's probably expecting too much now for anybody to point out that "masculinity" evolved over five thousand years of trial and error, and to "redefine" it in light of the past twenty or thirty years of fashionable thinking is presumptuous.)