Nailed to Newmark's Door is the Index of Obnoxious Luxury Car Ads.
At Number Ten, "Nothing says 'I'm sorry for shtupping the au pair' like buying your spouse a Lexus with a bow on it."
Advantage, Cold Spring Shops, eight Christmases ago. "Don't know whether I want him mulling 'will she forgive me for boinking the nanny?' or 'this should keep her pacified if she finds out.'"
Not that BMW or Acura or Cadillac or Mercedes-Benz think of the carriage trade as refined, either.