29.3.14

UPSCALE OBNOXIOUS MUST SELL.

Nailed to Newmark's Door is the Index of Obnoxious Luxury Car Ads.

At Number Ten, "Nothing says 'I'm sorry for shtupping the au pair' like buying your spouse a Lexus with a bow on it."

Advantage, Cold Spring Shops, eight Christmases ago. "Don't know whether I want him mulling 'will she forgive me for boinking the nanny?' or 'this should keep her pacified if she finds out.'"

Not that BMW or Acura or Cadillac or Mercedes-Benz think of the carriage trade as refined, either.

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