JUST DON'T MISS THE FIVE PIN.

Milwaukee television used to include a program called "Bowling With the Champs," and there are still places to test your skill, including the oldest sanctioned lanes in the country, still set by hand.  "Take it from the reporter who just may hold the record as the longest-serving Bowler of the Week columnist in the history of The Milwaukee Sentinel."  Be sure to bring money for the beer frame,  If you have a habit of committing the error noted in the title, it's likely you're buying.