THERE'S TOO MUCH WRONG WITH TUESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL. We're not exactly blessed with a lot of commuter, staff, and faculty parking on the west campus on an ordinary day. Now throw in a 6.35 football game (Toledo, on one of the ESPN channels, if you're curious.) Parking Services are requesting users of a number of permit parking lots to clear out by noon. Guest parking is also supposed to be cleared out. (Seminars or research visits on a Tuesday afternoon? Go away.)

Repeat after me. It has nothing to do with money. It has nothing to do with money.