17.5.10

REVEALED PREFERENCES. A collection of Advanced Placement bloopers has been nailed to Newmark's Door. "Transcendentalists wanted to control the intercontinental railroad industry." Chortle.

Meanwhile, the Highland Park school board does not have the Arizona basketball tournament controversy on tonight's agenda, because converting the athletic fields from grass to artificial turf is more urgent than, oh, the message sent when spending resources on artificial turf or trips to holiday basketball tournaments is more important than preparing advanced placement students for advanced placement examinations.

Disclosure: the school of origin of the advanced placement bloopers is confidential.

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