HALAS, LOMBARDI, OUTDOOR FOOTBALL. The Packers' offensive line and secondary would not be any better if some team other than the Bears went to the Super Bowl. A Nightmare for Packers Fans...the Bears Made the Super Bowl.

No nightmare, not here. The Seahawks, coached by Mike "I'm Too Busy Negotiating with Paul Allen to Prepare for the 'Niners" Holmgren? Please. The Saints, better known for their fans' paper bags. A southern team that plays in a dome???? The opposition: the Baltimore Indianapolis Colts, first reassigned to the funny league in the merger, then pioneers of the "Build us a better stadium or we'll leave" hold-up.

Blue and orange are OK at Cold Spring Shops for the next two weeks.