PARKING LOT SOCIALISM, SAME AS ANY OTHER SOCIALISM.

That is, Shortages and queues, never mind how appealing it sounds.  "Comrades, rejoice! In the face of the counter-revolutionary, neo-liberal onslaught, there’s at least one arena where the people’s inalienable rights reign supreme: parking." Actually, not, but sometimes laughter is the best medicine.  "Take heart comrades: whatever our challenges in other domains, we can proudly tell the masses that we’ve succeeded in establishing a socialist utopia for car storage." Yes, they're called expressways.